Get new website from the makers of Jeff Bridges Sleepy Time Website! Check!
Upload a bunch of old crap I did when podcasting was trendy. Check!
Write an assine unprofessional bio made to look like a third party wrote it but I mean really its not like I have a publicist on retainer. CHECK!
Develope anxiety over wondering how many posts it will take for me to get bored with this. Check Check!
Obligatory first blog post confessing inner fears in a jestful manner! Checkidty Check Check Check!